Balls Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Watching soccer just makes me wish I was watching Foosball.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Obviously, football and soccer seem to clash a lot, but soccer was great for me. It's a game that you play with triangles. You…

— Chris Borland

I was the kid who always liked to take the ball down to the school even in my free time, kick it against the…

— Brandi Chastain

I didn't play soccer; I played that other football in grade school through college.

— Joe Biden

There were others who could control, pass and shoot the ball as good as me but I think football is played in your head.

— Darren Fletcher

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays.

— Yogi Berra

I played soccer when I was little, but I wasn't very good at it.

— Trevor Bauer

I hate sports. My reaction to the ball is this [kicks soccer ball] Don't kick it back to me. I don't wanna see it…

— Steven Page

A couple of games, I played up front when Diego Costa was not there. We know to create movement - not even to get…

— Eden Hazard

I like tricks; I like to dazzle. Dribbling and leaving your opponent on his backside is what life is for. If I achieve what…

— Sergio Aguero

I grew up playing soccer and always loved playing it.

— Wes Welker

Soccer is an uncomfortable sport. You're running; you're getting tackled.

— Becky Sauerbrunn