Eighty Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eighty Feels Twenties Two Women Years
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Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
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I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
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