Eighty Quote by Milton Berle Download Open image “Sex at eighty-four is terrific, especially the one in the winter.” — Milton Berle ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eighty Four Sex Terrific Winter
Great sex is apocalyptic. There is no such thing as great sex unless you have an apocalyptic moment. — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
In Ski Party we are reading up on how to have fun without sex. That was the theme of every AIP picture! — Dwayne Hickman Copy Share Image
Sex is Number 1 of my Top-10 joys in retirement. Number 2 is reading How to Retire Happy, Wild, and Free. I forgot the other eight. — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
“In that latitude the temperature flirted with a hundred degrees for a few of the dog days, but to a child it can hardly… — John Updike Copy Share Image
Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand...hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer is kind of like the ultimate one-night stand: hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You know, sex at seventy-six is getting very dangerous for my health ... since I live at seventy-nine!” — Kensington Gore Copy Share Image
It's gonna be epic. Not as epic as the sex I'll be having after the winter formal. — RJ Berger Copy Share Image
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
It wasn't really touching to be young; it was touching not to be young, because you had less of life left. Touching to be thirty; more touching to be forty; tragic to be fifty; and heartbreaking to be sixty. As to seventy, as to eighty, one would feel as one did during the last dance of a ball, tired but… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share
One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's going on. — Jake Simmons, Jr Copy Share Image
At seventy-three I learned a little about the real structure of animals, plants, birds, fishes and insects. Consequently when I am eighty I'll have… — Hokusai Copy Share Image
We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want?… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
The dear good people don't know how long it takes to learn to read. I've been at it eighty years, and can't say yet… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
And old Dave, he'd go up to his room, y'understand, put on his green velvet slippers - I'll never forget - and pick up… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
It's odd about tattoos. I've talked to several hundred men convicted of homicide-multiple homicide, in most cases. The only common denominate- I could find… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
Anyone who stops learning is old — whether this happens at twenty or at eighty. Anyone who keeps on learning not only remains young… — Henry Ford Copy Share Image
