Old Unfortunately Quotes

I may be forty, but every morning when I get up, I feel like a twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, there's never one around.

— Robert Orben

At eighty-two, I feel like a twenty-year-old, but, unfortunately, there's never one around.

— Milton Berle

You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it.

— Robert Breault

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.

— Russell Lynes