Quote by Melissa DeCarlo

“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m just scared this may be a setup for me being the butt of a so-called joke, like, um, how I may look like…

— Susan Ee

“Once you even acknowledge that there is a line, that there are things you shouldn’t be allowed to joke about, that there are words…

— Al Franken

“You've got no sense of humor." "I'm going to laugh really hard after I kick your ass.”

— J.D. Robb

“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”

— craig ferguson

“Don’t try to make a joke just to make a joke. Sometimes, as human beings, we so want to fit in and connect that…

— Susan C. Young

“Be twice as funny as you are outrageous, because no one can resist the truth wrapped in a good joke.”

— Milo Yiannopoulos

“A joke is never a joke if it is at the expense of another person's feelings”

— Heather Wolf

“ ‘Dad,’ said Jack one day. ‘When you’re on the telly, d’you think people are laughing with you or at you?’ The question had…

— Ozzy Osbourne

“A lot of people don’t get my humor. My mom calls it dry humor. I think that means “not funny,” but it also means…

— Kasie West

“People usually told him the same joke two or three times.”

— Walker Percy

“We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana