Jokes Quote by Marshall Brickman Download Open image “I secrete jokes like the pancreas secretes... whatever the pancreas secretes.” — Marshall Brickman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jokes Like Whatever
You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context. — Christian Finnegan Copy Share Image
My secret is just surrounding myself with people who are a lot funnier than me. — Dave Franco Copy Share Image
“What is the secret of life?’ I asked. ‘I forget,’ said Sandra. ‘Protein,’ the bartender declared. ‘They found something out about protein.‘ ‘Yeah,’ said… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. — Eric Andre Copy Share Image
There's something so delicious about holding onto a secret; it's something just for you. — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“He said science was going to discover the basic secret of life some day,' the bartender put in. He scratched his head and frowned.… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
You can't really think about more than one movie at a time. You're thinking about it consciously, and the subconscious is working too, and… — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
O.K., helplessness is repugnant to me, as a father, as a piece of protoplasm. My parents were activists. I don't believe you can't do… — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
I think there's just too much comedy. Sometimes I get requests from people: 'How do I get into comedy?' And I always say that… — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
There's something mystical and wonderful about being in the room with the actual live performer s on stage that works. In film, it doesn't… — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
New York and Los Angeles are really one city, and the rest of the country is America. — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
As I started to develop as a director, I wanted to do projects that were inherently more cinematic, where the freight was not so… — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
I don't believe in jogging. It extends your life - but by exactly the amount of time you spend jogging. — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
When something good happens it's a miracle and you should wonder what God is saving up for you later. — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
After college, rather than pursue real work, I joined a folk group and sang in coffee houses and nightclubs, an occupation that does little… — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
There is a pool of references in New York and Los Angeles that are almost exclusively drawn from the media, from the world of… — Marshall Brickman Copy Share Image
“Our world will not die as a result of the bomb, as the papers say, it will die of laughter, of banality, of making a joke… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
There is plenty of time for Republicans to have a Macaca moment. But right now, as of October 17, 2014, the Republican Senate candidates… — Matthew Continetti Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
“A traveling salesman was driving in the country when his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farmhouse and asked the farmer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was interested in all kinds of things, whether it be Avatar, Mad Men, Troy, 300, Battlestar Gallactica, or the poems of Horace and… — Daniel Mendelsohn Copy Share Image
I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
You remember from watching the show, there are no "jokes." That's why if you see people on Twitter accusing me of being a "joke… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Worship isn't destructive, Martin. I know that. I don't. I only know it's the core of his life. What else has he got? He… — Peter Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm always looking at new ways to tell a joke so that it doesn't get stale while working on new jokes every night or… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
