Fitness Quote by Leslie Langtry

“Oh my God. I just got dumped by a red headed mortician in a funeral home named Crummy's, after pretending to be a circus…

— Leslie Langtry

“Ita feri ut se mori sentiat." ("Strike him so that he can feel he is dying.") —Suetonius”

— Leslie Langtry

“Rule #1:  If you can make it look like someone else did it, go for it.”

— Leslie Langtry

“A teenage boy with a Mohawk sat across from me, sneering. I’d seen that look before. Why was it a problem to knit in…

— Leslie Langtry

“You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style." —Vladimir Nabokov”

— Leslie Langtry

“Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.”

— Leslie Langtry

“We are all dead men on leave." —Eugene Levine, comedian”

— Leslie Langtry

“On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone will drop to zero." —Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club”

— Leslie Langtry

“Assassin fun fact #1:  Did you know you could kill someone with a simple overdose of table salt?”

— Leslie Langtry

“Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." —P. J. O'Rourke”

— Leslie Langtry

“Things are pretty black and white when your options are either live or die.”

— Leslie Langtry

“Dekker kicked out, connecting with my left shin, and I dropped him for a second. That was all the time he needed to grab…

— Leslie Langtry