Food Quote by Kimber S. Dawn

“Can we have breakfast now? No matter how sweet it is, a man can’t live on pussy alone.”

— Rene Webb

“Sex is still on the table. We just keep the yucky love stuff out of it." ... "Now where is this table you speak…

— Eden Ashe

“All the love in the world doesn't put food on the table.”

— Diane Chamberlain

“I could save money if I ate my coworker’s pussy for lunch, rather than going to a restaurant.”

— Jarod Kintz

“My pussy's starved.”

— Stevie J. Cole

“I enjoyed the smell and taste of her. Some men don’t eat pussy. I think those men are pussies.”

— C.J. Roberts

“That food was so bad I can't wait for it to become a turd and leave me.”

— Thomas McGuane

“I want to screw him on the table and make him eat in my bed.”

— Debra Anastasia

“The chef grabs the guy's wife/girlfriend by the hair, bashes her down on the table, and slams the meat cleaver into the back of…

— Jeff Strand

“I understand that if any more words come pouring out of your c*nt mouth, I'm going to have to eat every f*cking chicken in…

— The Hound

“Maybe then they’d leave me the fuck alone in the corner with my turkey and my mashed potatoes and my phone.”

— Francesca Zappia

“If he thought this disgusting display of food porn was going to get her attention and maybe make her a little hot and bothered…

— Sylvain Reynard