Humor Quote by K.A. Mitchell

“I have a Ph.D. in masturbation.”

— Amélie Nothomb

“Whether you have a Ph. D. or no D. we're in this bag together.”

— Fannie Lou Hamer

“Shane, listen, I need a favor." "Sure, anything." She was the only woman in the world who could draw those words from his lips.”

— Elisabeth Naughton

Seriously, Shane? Ditto? That's the best you can do?" Shane and Michael exchanged identical looks and shrugs. Guys. "Let me show you idiots how…

— Rachel Caine

He was a nice guy, middle-aged, a little tired, like most doctors usually seemed to be, but he just nodded and said, "Let me…

— Rachel Caine

“She made a good point. So did her nipples.”

— Jaci Burton

“You know,' Shane said twenty minutes later, 'I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you didn't think i was…

— Rachel Caine

“And how are we supposed to do that, exactly? Shane's all grrr now.”

— Rachel Caine

“She turned around again to see Dan approaching with a large hammer. Shane was behind him with a leaky bottle of glue. Both seemed…

— Brian Barnett

“You know it's desperate," she said. "Shane is going to the library. ”

— Rachel Caine

“Just wanted to remind you that we're out of milk again. And hot sauce." "Why are those two always out at the same time?…

— Rachel Caine

“He called me baby. I didn’t look to confirm, and I was glad he didn’t either, seeing as I was relatively certain my nipples…

— Kristen Ashley