Humour Quote by Josh Lanyon

“Ted, I believe you and I met for a reason. It's like the universe was saying, "Hey Barney, there's this dude, he's pretty cool,…

— Barney Stinson

Having seen TED from a distance, I always thought if ever there was a place for someone like me, the outcasts, people who maintained…

— Shane Koyczan

“Then they lay there in silence for a while, listening to the rain, watching it come straight down, feeling it cool their sweating faces.…

— Tony Parsons

“This is supposed to be a touch-feely conversation where we tell you, ‘Don’t worry, you’ll always have a family here with us.’ And then…

— Debra Anastasia

“Ted has a friend that owns a club. They’re looking for a piano player on Thursday nights. I was thinking about it…” Blake trailed…

— Debra Anastasia

“I nodded, unsure if Ted sounded admiring or angry. 'I waded in but I couldn't find him. I mean, is it possible - the…

— Elizabeth Hand

“True friends are those who are your umbrella when problems come like a nonstop rain. They are not the thunder. Teddy”

— Lily Amis

“You were a busy man, " she whispers, regret filling every word because she knows she bears the same guilt. "And now Ted is…

— Fredrik Backman

“[Brodsky] loved cats, and sometimes for a greeting would meow.”

— Sigrid Nunez

“I listen to the rainfall, my words wanna flow! Droplets run down the wall, where do they go? Letters in the raw, mesh together…

— Leslie Austin

“We left for the tour the next morning. I spent the entire coach journey (several hours) texting Toby about everything that I saw and…

— A.J. Mullarky

Lacy had warned me about Drew the first day of school. Apparently the two of them had gone to some summer camp together––blah, blah,…

— Rick Riordan