Humour Quote by Jim Butcher

“Everything hurts and I want to punch someone!”

— Kirsty Elements

“What’s this?” “An apology, of sorts.” I made a moue, but slipped the lid from the top . . . and then my breath…

— Chloe Neill

“CAPTAIN RAMIREZ: “Ootunondumi rabo Caaguazu.” FRANCISCO: “Bokinmaginum sinking.” RAMIREZ: “Help.”

— Ben Macintyre

“There’s no crying in baseball!”

— Jimmy Dugan

“He could easily slip and pull the trigger and accidently shoot me in the eye. A grating pain struck my shoulder blade from behind.…

— Steven Keith Hunter

“It hurts when you strike me—” “It hurts you for only an instant, and besides, if I hit you it’s only because you’ve let…

— Kristin Cashore

“Laurel’s in right field, leading off. Her fielding’s crap, but she’s got a good bat.” “My fielding is not crap.” She hit Del with…

— Nora Roberts

“I began to mime at Maximus that we needed to stop Vlad, but he clapped a hand over my mouth, tightening it when I…

— Jeanine Frost

“George!' [Horace] said, the relief evident in his voice. 'Are you all right?' 'No! I am not!' George replied with considerable spirit. 'I have…

— John Flanagan

“What happened?" I ask. My heart hurts. "That big guy," he says. His voice is high and tight. "Number forty-six. Jeez, he just bashed…

— Deb Caletti

“All this, Man-cub, came of thy playing with the Bandar-log. True; it is true, said Mowgli sorrowfully. I am an evil man-cub, and my…

— Rudyard Kipling

“He kept thinking about one word—forever—and felt the burning ache just beneath his rib cage. It hurt like the worst ass-kicking he’d ever gotten.”

— John Green