Humorous Quote by Jillian Eaton Download Open image ““For God's sake put on your glasses, Sam. You're staring right at my boobs.”” — Jillian Eaton ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
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