Certain Quote by Jerry Seinfeld Download Open image “Stand-up is hard. Or to keep it at a certain level is hard: I have no writers but me.” — Jerry Seinfeld ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Certain Certain level Hard Keep Level Me Stand up Writers Writing
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We’re all trying to get to the same island, whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive in, it doesn’t matter. What matters is when… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
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If you get something right, you really feel it, right in your chest, on stage. I think it's an incomparable experience. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
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