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Congratulations Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

“I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like,…” quote by Jerry Seinfeld — Download Open image

“I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.'”

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