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“I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can happen is you get asked again to host an awards show.”

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When people start writing songs for award shows, there's a very limited palette you can use. You end up not sounding like you. You…

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Award shows are fun but completely arbitrary and absurd. And yet, I will watch every single one of them.

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