Funny facebook status Quote by Jenny_pajaron

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't…

— Adi Da

Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

— Sherry Argov

Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.

— Marlene Dietrich

Put a condom over his heart, and Fuck his feeling's

— NWill's

I don't think men see any lusty sexiness in me. The appealing thing is an air of abandonment. Men don't want any responsibility, and…

— Julie Christie

People will come and give you sandwiches every six hours but you're really of no use. A lot of people get excited about guys…

— Brad Warner

If you ever want to see a man cry..Put a beer in one hand and a naked woman in the other..And..MAKE HIM CHOOSE!

— Shubham Joshi

A thirst for his kiss, A hunger for his touch, A intense desire for his body next to mine.

— IntenseDesires12

“Most men are more interested in their erection, and what they will get afterwards to be focused enough to stay in tune with their…

— Jason Luke

You have an incredible body." He reaches out to touch my stomach. I feel no pleasure in his compliment or his touch, only impatience.…

— Augusten Burroughs

He stops, looks up at this window, and I can see the white oblong of his face. We look at each other. I have…

— Margaret Atwood

A man has not seen a thing who has not felt it.

— Henry David Thoreau