Ifs Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“My life is in the toilet, Red. We're talking a serious septic tank situation.”

— Larissa Reinhart

“Anggap aja kamu ikan lele. Bisa berkembang biak di septic tank. Dia hidup bahagia di tempat sampahnya.”

— Dee

If the grass is greener on the other side watch out, there must be a septic tank!

— Anonymous

“Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side of the fence because that's where your neighbor's leaky septic tank is buried.”

— Dakboy

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

— Erma Bombeck

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

— Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

— Jeff Foxworthy