Funny facebook status Quote by Jawon Stewwert Download Open image “LMS not Like My Status, but Like My Shit” — Jawon Stewwert ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
I never like my own status, bcuz I luv them, n luv is blind, hence ppls r nt able 2 see it . ;-) [OG] — Ameya Natekar Copy Share Image
After being voted into the Top 10, I decided to move to L.A. permanently. It kind of launched my career. I am loyal to… — Amber Lancaster Copy Share Image
I feel like the longer I hold out - I feel like as soon I move to L.A., I just become one of a… — Greg Poehler Copy Share Image
Everyb0dy has a reas0n to be happy...s0 y0u must let g0 s0rr0w f0r G0d has a purp0se for your livinq — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel that L.A. has not always been my strongest base for support. That can be for various reasons. — Sonny Rollins Copy Share Image
I can't do a long distance relationship, I feel like you are over there cheating on me while I'm over here — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
Love is the key to fill the heart up with happiness, lock it and never let the memeries go — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
I can't sleep without you by my side, I can't see unless you're the one in my eyes & I can't talk without hearing… — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
We were friends since the first grade.. now we all grown up and falling in love with eachother, maybe we were meant to be — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you new to a school and everyone stares at you — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
It might be my birthday, a graduation or any suprises but I'm not happy unless I'm with you. You are the one who brings… — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
I'm done with the arguements, the lies, the pain and now I am done with you — Jawon Stewwert Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
