Humour Quote by Jason Purdy

“I’d hate to be forced to drink my own vomit without throwing up, because what if they made me drink that too?”

— Jarod Kintz

“Ninjas don’t splash other ninjas,”

— John Green

“Achievement. Just another skill of a ninja.”

— Jarius Raphel

“Ninjas don't wish upon a star, they throw them.”

— Jarius Raphel

“Oh no! There are so many enemy ninjas chasing me. I started jumping from tree to tree, leaping so fast that the forest was…

— J.B. O'Neil

“Ninjas don't splash other ninjas," "The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all." I said.”

— John Green

“The first rule of being a ninja is, 'Do no harm.' Unless you mean to do harm. Then do lots of harm.”

— Splinter TMNT 2012

“I can't talk, or I will throw up!”

— William Shakespeare

“That was pretty ninja.”

— Evan Wright

“Sometimes, I pretend to be a ninja spy when I'm walking through my house..but I always blow my cover when I run into the…

— Dreamer Girl

Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities." "Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while…

— Rachel Caine

“I'll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that's probably because I wanted to be a ninja…

— Cassandra Duffy