Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elderly men if they want a knuckle sandwich.”

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s not about managing, it’s about taste. Your sandwiches taste better.” Ty started cracking up. “Oh my fucking God, are you spoiled. It’s about…

— S.J.D. Peterson

“I always wear gloves when I wash my hands. That’s also how I make love, and if you buy now I’ll throw in an…

— Jarod Kintz

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

— Paul Lynde

“If you want to keep your own teeth, make your own sandwiches.”

— Jeanette Winterson

“Do you want to know something? I have three pairs of kid gloves. I've had kid mittens before from the Christmas tree, but never…

— Jean Webster

If you are reading this¦ Go make me a sandwich

— Gabibi

I don't like to eat a big lunch, so even if I'm working I still tend to stick to sandwiches or salad.

— Denise Lewis

“You’re a sandwich short of a picnic, mate.”

— Jennifer Bernard

“Does it work with sandwiches? he asked. I didn't move. He handed it over. George was watching with a kind of neutral curiosity, and…

— Aimee Bender

I do loads of lunches with contacts. You really have to work for your scoops.

— Cathy Newman

“This is the only way I like cream with my coffee.”

— Ella Frank