First time Quote by Janet Evanovich
““Mr. Landowsky was eighty-two and somehow his chest had shrunk over the years, and now he was forced to hike his pants up under his armpits. "Oi," he said. "This heat! I can't breathe. Somebody should do something." I assumed he was talking about God. "That weatherman on the morning news. He should be shot. How can I go out in weather like this? And then when it gets so hot they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs." I was glad I owned a gun, because when I got as old as Mr. Landowsky I was going to eat a bullet. The first time I got the runs in the supermarket, that was it. BANG! It would all be over.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: One for the Money, Janet Evanovich, 1994
A character humorously laments oppressive heat, linking physical discomfort to existential dread and a desire for escape through death.
In simple terms: Heat drives a man to contemplate suicide.
Key Takeaway
Recognize when discomfort becomes overwhelming.
Themes
humor
despair
existential
social commentary
Mood
irr
darkly humorous
reflective
Type
literary
satirical
dark humor
When to use this quote
- Everyday heat waves
- personal crises
- workplace discomfort
- mental health struggles
Key Concepts
Mortality
environmental stress
absurdism
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you cope with extreme discomfort?
- When does humor become a mask for deeper pain?
A Different Perspective
The comedic tone may downplay serious mental health concerns.
