Humour Quote by J.C. Lillis

“And considering I haven't showered in over a week, you really don't smell much worse than I do; maybe we'll cancel each other out.”

— Isaac Marion

“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Every one who has taken a shower has had an idea. It's the person who gets out of the shower, dries off and does…

— Nolan Bushnell

“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“There are days when I just want to throw in the towel. Those are the difficult days, the days where I take many showers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm taking a quick shower. I'm gross. I need to be clean." "You shouldn't be doing that." The door handle jingled. It wasn't locked.…

— Jennifer Armentrout

“I'm sure you already know this, but you need to actually climb into a bath to get clean - not stare at it.”

— Sarah J. Maas

“If you’re going to need me, even if it’s just to yell at, I’m going to stay right here.” “No, I want to take…

— Lia Habel

“On Showering with Regularity “You’re ten years old now, you have to take a shower every day…. I don’t give a shit if you…

— Justin Halpern

“Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”

— Nicki Elson

“Great. Everyone’s gonna sweat and stink for the rest of the day. That’s so nasty.”

— Marcus Emerson

“Jill!” I called to her through our connecting bathroom as I pulled on some jeans. “You realize I’ve been more than twenty-four hours without…

— J.M. Richards