Humor Quote by Nicki Elson Download Open image ““Well, a lot’s happened since I last showered.”” — Nicki Elson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Hygiene
“And considering I haven't showered in over a week, you really don't smell much worse than I do; maybe we'll cancel each other out.” — Isaac Marion Copy Share Image
“I haven't showered in five days." "I know, your pheromones are concentrated in your sweat." He leaned in to sniff my neck. "I like… — K.R. Smith Copy Share Image
“I went to Bath and Body Works this morning, because I really needed a shower. Hygiene is important to society, I have discovered.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water… — Chelsea M. Cameron Copy Share Image
“So that was what the blush was for? Because he was admitting he didn't wash his hands? I thought it was like some guy… — Jessica Verday Copy Share Image
“Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.” — Cassandra Giovanni Copy Share Image
“I was just bathing.” “Aren’t you the fortunate man. Bathing.” “Only a shower.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“I grinned at the only soap in the shower: apple-scented body wash. Very manly.” — Autumn Reed Copy Share Image
“I can tell I'm being annoying, the kind of annoying where it feels like I haven't showered for days and everyone should just stay… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“And I’ll help you get clean,” he replied. “Just after I’ve made you dirty all over again.” — M.J. Lawless Copy Share Image
“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
