Humor Quote by Ivan Doig

“I bit my cheek and tried not to smile. It didn't matter what I threw at the guy; I couldn't shake that darn sunny…

— Nicole Williams

“(Seth) “So,” he said, looking me up and down, “you’re what the fuss was all about. I can’t say I’m impressed.” He sneered at…

— Mary Calmes

“I really liked this cowboy. Mack. But I didn't know a single thing about him other than the fact that he doesn't wear underwear…

— Elle Casey

“It's a laugh," Grady said. "No way a laugh can sound bad. You heard the way Cody snorts like a pig? You got nothing…

— Lisa Henry

“He could easily slip and pull the trigger and accidently shoot me in the eye. A grating pain struck my shoulder blade from behind.…

— Steven Keith Hunter

“I kicked, shouted an obscene word, got another faceful of goo for my troubles, and did the only thing left available to me. I…

— Adam-Troy Castro

“Of course, to my utter mortification, he looked amused. I half-expected him to start golf clapping. “Ooh, epic bitch fit! I give it five…

— Amelia C. Gormley

“I hung up and fed myself a slug of Old Forester to brace my nerves for the interview.”

— Raymond Chandler

“Too soon for dinner with the parents?" I teased. "You really didn't have to feel obligated to stay, but Lil does cook some amazing…

— Tania Penn

“The crowd. That was what it was all about. That was why I busted my ass. That was why I had shut out everything…

— C.D. Reiss

“when my hand fell from his shoulder it landed on his thigh and exerted just the slightest hint of pressure with my blunt, bitten…

— Elizabeth Little

“Which made me laugh, of course. If you ever want to get truly hysterical, just get really, really scared, and then have somebody say…

— Kristen D. Randle