Humorous Quote by Huntley Fitzpatrick

“Your dad just told us to go have sex.” Her mouth falling open, Jamie stopped dead in the middle of the hallway. “He what?”

— Michelle Osgood

“She needed a distraction. “Was that your mother?” The splashing stopped. “Are you going to converse while I bathe?” “Why not?” “Feels rather unseemly.”…

— Angela Quarles

“I shrugged. But she kept asking, as if there were something she could do, until finally I just kind of crawled across the couch…

— John Green

“What was that about? His mother is practically gushing over you. Not to mention that he’s holding your hand like it’s the most natural…

— Rebecca Donovan

“It's easy to remember, because dating rhymes with mating, and they're almost the same [...] So your mom thinks we're ma-- Uh, dating?”

— Anna Banks

“Just so we're clear, I dont' secretly want to have sex with either of my parents. Me either. I worked through that in college…

— Alex Adams

“…he braces himself on the glass walls of the shower and yells out as he cums in my mouth. The sheer force of his…

— Adler and Holt

“What was that about?' she demanded. 'His mother is practically gushing over you. Not to mention that he's holding your hand like it's the…

— Rebecca Donovan

“Are we witnessing a mating?” “Mm-hmm.” Brilliant. This is awkward. Could be worse. How so? They could be having sex.”

— Fawn Routson

“Current relationship status?” Her voice cut like an arctic chill blowing through the room. “If you mean me, then you’re not my type. If…

— Jus Accardo

“Jill!” I called to her through our connecting bathroom as I pulled on some jeans. “You realize I’ve been more than twenty-four hours without…

— J.M. Richards

“Now that she’s practically mine, I want to shower her with everything. Love. Attention. Gifts. Cum.”

— K. Webster