Nice Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “You have a nice personality, but not for a human being.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Nice Nice Personality Personality
If you're supposed to be a 'personality,' then you might as well have a personality. — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
My personality is that I'm a human being like everybody else, just a citizen and a blue collar guy. — Lee Greenwood Copy Share Image
Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities. — Rita Hayworth Copy Share Image
People think I'm very nice, you know. And I'm not as nice as they think. — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
The real world out there isn't nearly as nice as some people prefer it to be, so don't swallow everything your high-born teachers tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love being in Malibu. It's so cool there, and the water is just, it's nice and, and I love the beach. And I… — Jackie Evancho Copy Share Image
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Sometimes in midfield, it's nice because you do get a little bit more of the ball, and maybe out wide you rely on people… — Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain Copy Share Image
I want to concentrate on winning things with Barcelona and Argentina. Then if people want to say nice things about me when I have… — Lionel Messi Copy Share Image
Nice is a city of ghosts and specters, but I hope not to become one of them right away. — Patrick Modiano Copy Share Image
It's nice when you've done enough movies that you can do your own anthology. — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
It's a great feeling to know that I've played the best golf throughout the season of any of the guys for the second time… — Rory McIlroy Copy Share Image
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to play a normal princess who always walks around in nice dresses. I never had a connection to it when I… — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
