Body Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “I know a man in Ft. Worth with 100,000 head of cattle. No bodies, just heads.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Body Cattle Funny Humor Knows Men
Who says that actors are cattle? Show me a cow who can earn a million dollars a film. — Langdon Winner Copy Share Image
Every man is entitled to come to Cattle-Show, even a transcendentalist; and for my part I am more interested in the men than in the cattle. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share
You know, there's a great saying in Texas - you've all heard it - "all hat and no cattle." Well, after seven years of… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Hitchcock said he viewed actors as cattle.. but some were free range. — Catherine Crier Copy Share Image
Nowhere in the world would you find such skeletons of cows and bullocks as you do in our cow-worshipping India. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Cows is one thing. But one man telling another man where he can go in this country is something else. — Robert Duvall Copy Share Image
Indeed, the life of cattle, like that of many men, is but a sort of locomotiveness; they move a side at a time, and… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
You never ask a Maasai warrior how many cattle he has; it's like asking someone how much money they've got in their bank account. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
Mr. Hitchcock did not say actors are cattle. He said they should be treated like cattle. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
“I know a rancher like you down below Hell's Canyon. He runs about six cows and five thousand sheep. But he calls himself a… — Loren C. Estleman Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Most of us are convinced that we are our egos, which is who we think we are. The ego is part of our incarnation.… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
The very purpose for being in this body, for every one of us, is to live and rejoice in that virgin area, that untouched,… — Sri Sri Ravi Shankar Copy Share Image
Because of the womb being a central phenomenon in the feminine body, the whole psychology of woman differs: she is non-aggressive, non-inquiring, non-questioning, non-doubting,… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
When you're scared - and I mean really scared, not just hearing a noise in the night, or standing toe to toe with someone… — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
I've used the Phoenix Centrifuge to replicate what the body's going to go through on the flight up. I've also done some gravity tests… — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
Practically all animals which move fast in a homogeneous medium have found means of giving their body a streamlined shape, thereby reducing friction to… — Konrad Lorenz Copy Share Image
If the media is sending girls the message that their value lies in their bodies, this can only leave them feeling disempowered and distract… — Jennifer Siebel Newsom Copy Share Image
Boys and boys' body image and clothes have become just as important an issue for boys as for girls. — Rosalind Wiseman Copy Share Image
By making conscious choices in our behavior and where we focus our attention, we can transform our experience of our body, decrease our biological… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
Racism is a cancer. You cannot ignore it and it'll go away. If you ignore cancer, it simply metastasizes and consumes the whole body. — Daryl Davis Copy Share Image
America, you're sending girls a mixed message. On one hand, you're saying to have positive body image and love who we are; on the… — Adora Svitak Copy Share Image
I read a couple of books about neuroscience and the relationship between the mind and the body. — Joel Kinnaman Copy Share Image