Funny Quote by Green Monk

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call…

— Rita Rudner

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

— Dave Barry

Aerobics is a really whacked-out way to get going. The loud rock 'n' roll music and the teachers standing before you, doing the exercises…

— Michael Richards

Jump rope is more of an aerobic workout than just straight running.

— Alex Caruso

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes…

— Kathy Griffin

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent¦ twisted¦ gyrated¦ jumped up and down¦ and perspired for a half an hour. But by…

— Azgraybebly Joslan

If you're not falling, you're not training hard enough.

— Michelle Trachtenberg

I think aerobics are great, of course, but it just bores me out of my mind

— Peter Steele

Contrary to popular cable TV-induced opinion, aerobics have nothing to do with squeezing our body into hideous shiny Spandex, grinning like a deranged orangutan,…

— Cynthia Heimel

I'm not a big fan of the gym, I do lots of outdoor aerobics - yoga, swimming, running - but I kinda hate talking…

— Ryan Kwanten

When you have to jump, you jump.

— Brandon Mull

It's not about how high you jump. It's about how high everyone else jumps.

— Michael Israel