Darkness Quote by Frank Skinner

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

— Ron Shock

I don't want to make compromises. I want my little silly jokes to be told with the correct punch line, and I'm satisfied trading…

— Grant Hart

I can't get through a joke without making a mistake, or giving away the punchline.

— Rebecca Front

How do you know you told a good punch line, a good joke? It's because they laugh. How do you know you've got a…

— Katie Holmes

People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.

— Nick Thune

Be prepared to cut your little extra lines that come after a big punchline and move on to the next joke or routine to…

— Franklyn Ajaye

Good laughs melt out of memory pretty quickly.

— Alexandra Petri

“The world has a harder time breaking a good sense of humor," John Gramm”

— Natasha Larry

Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don't. You have to have a…

— Deepika Padukone

Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way

— Jerry Stiller

I have a file of four million jokes... I have them cross-indexed. Whatever subject you want, I have a joke on it.

— Milton Berle

For every 15 jokes I write, only one works.

— Deon Cole