Different Quote by Erma Bombeck

Women have to be careful to not wear out their husbands on their honeymoons, or they get so weak that they can't go to…

— Victor Villasenor

Time travel is only a little less confusing than wives.

— Ranvir Shorey

Before marriage, many couples are very much like people rushing to catch an airplane; once aboard, they turn into passengers. They just sit there.

— Anonymous

An easy-going husband is the one indispensable comfort of life.

— Ouida

I don't limit myself. I think that's what this lifestyle allows for you - freedom to sort of do more than the average housewife.…

— Bebe Buell

Husbands and wives are equal partners. They have different but complementary responsibilities.

— Quentin L. Cook

I think all married couples tend to run things by each other in every capacity and we're not different to them.

— Isla Fisher

The reason husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes

— Anonymous

Sometimes, a wife must do what her husband cannot.

— Robert Jordan

Changing husbands is only changing troubles.

— Kathleen Norris

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

— Joe Pesci

Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.

— J. B. Priestley