Carpet Quote by Erma Bombeck

I would have tested the furniture if they'd asked me.

— Karen Morley

The last time I went back to a girl's house for an impromptu house party I spent most of the night straightening out rugs,…

— Jon Richardson

I could never toe the party line. I'd wear out the carpet crossing the floor.

— Hazel McCallion

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

— Dr. Seuss

Never let 'em see you sweat. Guests feel guilty if they think you've worked too hard to make dinner for them - which of…

— Ina Garten

If I was invited to a dinner party with all of my characters, I wouldn't show up.

— DrSeuss

There were a certain amount of people that were down with me, and we would just sit in the room and make music.

— Madlib

I'd get invited to parties, and instead it would be these abandoned houses.

— Julianne Hough

Modern Carpet Designs may provide endless entertainment for your guests.

— Anonymous

The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table,…

— Paul Lynde

I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner.

— Holly Valance

My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment in Hollywood -…

— Carol Burnett