Five Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “I ran five miles today. Then, finally, I said, 'Here, lady...take your purse.'” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Five Here Lady Miles Purses Ran Said Today Your
“I run. At least five miles a day.” When he saw her look of appreciation, he felt compelled to add, “Usually more.” — Christina Boyd Copy Share Image
I run 5 miles every night. It’s where I go to digest my day, hash out the multitude of information that’s been poured into… — Ryan Holiday Copy Share Image
“What did you do before?” “I used to run a lot.” “Cross country? Track?” “From the cops, actually.” — A Wicked Copy Share Image
Where did you run today? Now there's a question you don't often hear. — Joe Henderson Copy Share Image
“The girl who did my oil change was so sexy that after she was done, I drove nonstop 2500 miles one way, just so… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Did I hurt you in the parking lot?" "No, m'lady. I fell, so I could put a tracker on your car." Great. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“makes me wonder how many times I walked right past someone in these streets who was running, someone who had just had their whole… — Sabaa Tahir Copy Share Image
Race you to the road?" I said. "You are so going to lose." She (Annabeth) took off down Half-Blood Hill and I sprinted after… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I'm still dropping dishes thinking in slow motion about the GPS woman in Mom's car. I imagine her beckoning me from outside the kitchen… — Sarah Ockler Copy Share Image
I'd just gotten a new car and it ran out of gas, so I was stranded in the middle of Hollywood. I called this… — Alison Brie Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I made, like, five movies while I was in college. I think they just weren't memorable movies. I've taken breaks as the years have… — Jodie Foster Copy Share Image
Five days or five months, but it certainly isn't going to last longer. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
The only regret I have in my career, is my managers wanted a big payday, and I wanted four or five more fights before… — Gerry Cooney Copy Share Image
If you look at the charts every year, there may be five or ten memorable songs from each year. — Randy Jackson Copy Share Image
I want to make myself and the crowd happy by way of something different, and that makes things difficult. I'm never playing something that… — Tiesto Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
I remember my friend Johnny von Neumann used to say, 'with four parameters I can fit an elephant and with five I can make… — Enrico Fermi Copy Share Image
That is the real problem of depression - a condition which will affect an estimated one in five of the population at some point… — Giles Andreae Copy Share Image
I don't think you should ever say, 'This is the last time'. Music isn't like that. You'll be sitting there not wishing to get… — Roger Daltrey Copy Share Image
I don't think we need a featuring though , because five of us are enough . — Kim Hyun-joong Copy Share Image
People who are complaining about the Fed are people who've been predicting runaway inflation for five and six years, and it hasn't happened. — Paul Krugman Copy Share Image
I am naturally a thin person and I am 5'1" and putting on five or 10 pounds, that looks like a lot on me. — Nicole Richie Copy Share Image
