Agnostic Quote by Doug Stanhope

“You never hear in the news, 'Two hundred killed today when atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the agnostic stronghold in the north.'” quote by Doug Stanhope — Download Open image

“You never hear in the news, 'Two hundred killed today when atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the agnostic stronghold in the north.'”

Doug Stanhope

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