Bars Quote by Doug Stanhope

“The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.” quote by Doug Stanhope — Download Open image

“The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.”

Doug Stanhope

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I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

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Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar.

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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

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The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need to be known anymore than I am. The slight sliver of fame I do have is hard to deal with. If I was actually well-known - I don't even know what to say to people who…

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You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour.

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I have no fear of death, except I hate waiting for it.

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Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing.

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People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink.

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