Bangs Quote by Doug Stanhope Download Open image “The first five times that you bang someone and the last million times are two different worlds.” — Doug Stanhope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bangs Different Different world Different worlds Firsts Five Lasts Millions Time Two Two different worlds World
Sexual intercourse is estimate to occur over 2,000 times every 5 seconds all around the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its crazy how 5 people can know 1 person in 5 different ways. People aren't the same person to everyone. — Angela Simmons Copy Share Image
It happened fast. Thirty-two minutes for one world to die, another to be born. — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
There is repetition everywhere, and nothing is found only once in the world. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
People say I slept with seven miss worlds, I didn't. It was only four, I didn't turn up for the other three — George Best Copy Share Image
Life only once, but we have 7; 7 two of similar in the world, by the 7 miracle of the world — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying:… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The very first company I started failed with a great bang. The second one failed a little bit less, but still failed. The third… — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
Between the idea And the reality Between the motion And the act Falls the Shadow For Thine is the Kingdom Between the conception And… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
About 120 million of us place the big bang 2,500 years after the Babylonians and Sumerians learned to brew beer. If our polls are… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
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He owned an expensive camera that required thought before you pressed the shutter, and I quickly became his favorite subject, round-faced, missing teeth, my… — Jhumpa Lahiri Copy Share Image
Tune your television to any channel it doesn't receive and about 1 percent of the dancing static you see is accounted for by this… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Insect politics, indifferent universe. Bang your head against the wall, but apathy is worse. — Don Henley Copy Share Image
When people can't abide things as they are, when they can't abide the present, they do one of two things ... either they ...… — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
how can he love me then not? He went,he ran. And I cannot bring him back. Yet I left the door metaphorically wide open,… — Freya North Copy Share Image
Bill Prady and Chuck Lorre, the guys who run that show [Big Bang Theory], are really funny and really smart, and the cast is… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
Working on television is like being shot out of a cannon. They cram you all up with rehearsals, then someone lights a fuse and… — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image