Actors Quote by Doug Stanhope Download Open image “[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.” — Doug Stanhope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Actors Might Theatre Tools
I never decided I wanted to be an actor. I just started doing standup because I love standup. Everything else has sort of been… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
Beyond any role that I ever had, really early on as a stand-up, I would see actors decide to try it and they would… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I thought I could see how standup worked. I never thought of being an actor - or anything else, really - but I thought,… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be an actor. I've never planned on the acting and the stand-up feeding each other; they've always been separate desires. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I will never stop doing stand-up; that's my career, but I will do movies in Hollywood. — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
It's weird, I love acting and stand-up is a very unique, solitary thing where you are the writer, performer and director. But acting is… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am an actor, and actors should be willing to play all kind of roles. — Rishi Kapoor Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, being an actor means you should be able to do all kinds of stuff. — Ayesha Takia Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think being an actor is like being a dog for a director; it's like they throw a stick, and you want to… — Joel Edgerton Copy Share Image
I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But if Im… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
They say 'life is precious'. To who? To you, when you're young and you've got a few dollars in your pocket. Tell that to… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The ultimate act of cowardice is the fat-headed wrestling guy sitting behind the frail kid in math class, clipping him on the ear, saying:… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
The whole acting and Hollywood [thing], it's just work to me. Stand-up comedy ruins you so badly for doing television. I don't really need… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Democracy is the worst kind of government, I'm sorry. Would you still call yourself a Christian if they elected a new Jesus every four… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was… — Monica Potter Copy Share Image
I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier. — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
I'm very used to working with first time actors - you can just look back at 'E.T.' with Drew Barrymore, and Christian Bale from… — Steven Spielberg Copy Share Image
Forget the credit, they (male actors) take all the money as well. We don't get paid even one-third of what male actors get. It's… — Kangana Ranaut Copy Share Image
I love film people and actors and I am in the right world because I am one of those people. — Ewan McGregor Copy Share Image
I'm a character actor - always have been, always will be - and historically, character actors don't come into their own until later in… — Annie Potts Copy Share Image
What we're supposed to do as actors is be able to portray real human beings and emotions. And if you grow up in this… — Emily Browning Copy Share Image
When we watch a film as actors, you have to understand that we always see much more than what's on screen. — Kunal Khemu Copy Share Image
The whole concept of stage fright is fascinating. Actors get stage fright, but they wouldn't be on the stage in the first place if… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
No actor wants to choose - they just want all of the options available to them all the time; we tend to be pretty… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
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