Accurate Quote by Doug Stanhope Download Open image “Do you ever wake up in the morning, look in the mirror and think, something's not accurate?” — Doug Stanhope ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Accurate Look Mirror Looks Mirror Mirror Think Mirrors Morning Morning Look Think Accurate Thinking Wake up
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I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollar. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
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You should laugh everywhere you can find even the slightest glimmer of humour. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Everybody's angry. They've got nothing to be angry at, so they're angry about nothing. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
People who want to kill other people are the last people I want to party with, because I get mouthy when I drink. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
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