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“A message to parents who think legalizing weed will make their kids want to try it: they will anyway.”

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I grew up in San Diego, so it wasn't hard to move to L.A. to get into show business, but I did the standard…

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It's easier to do comedy with an audience, because their reactions tell you whether or not what your saying qualifies as comedy.

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The whole pot-to-alcohol thing is a huge issue with me, because I've grown to hate drunks so much, and like potheads.

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I know there's a lot of nasty humor directed at celebrities, but my feeling is, in most cases, they deserve it.

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Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs.

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Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for…

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A talking dog is not the answer. That's not a way to convince people not to smoke pot. If animals started talking to me,…

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I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels like a…

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I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man.

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Stand-up is a very scary, very solitary profession, but you have to experience it to figure out if it's right for you.

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People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know,…

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Even if you are 18, my advice to you is: plan for your future.

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I would tell kids not be like me, but to try and be better than me. Because I always wanted to be better than…

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You gotta have a little kid in you to play football.

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With young kids (I have four including the newborn) times passes weirdly for me.

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I love playing for my country, getting the support. Especially for the kids and everybody, showing my example of what I can achieve so…

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The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the…

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I talk to my mates about our kids, being too tired and being worn out.

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I've got three kids, so there's not much downtime.

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It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is…

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There are a lot of kids out there copying and distributing movies - not because they care about seeing the movies or sharing them…

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We were so poor as kids. I didn't even see a bathtub, running water, hot water, commode - we didn't have any of that.…

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My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad.

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We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter…

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