Funny facebook status Quote by Derrick Bey

“How to contact in case of an emergency? I prefer 911 myself...”

— Neil Leckman

“911, what’s your emergency?”

— K. Webster

“Empolyee form fun Who to contact in an emergency? 911”

— Neil Leckman

God bless all the idiots in the world...if it wasn't for you I would not be employed in this emergency room.

— NICOLE HILL

I will work with local police and appoint the best prosecutors and federal investigators, whose mission will be to ensure every American is safe.

— Donald Trump

I'm the computer operator for Operation Rescue National.

— Norma McCorvey

If anyone wants to hire me, what a treat. I'll do anything.

— Molly Gordon

I'm not a T.G.I.F. guy. I get off a plane at 2 o'clock in the morning and I'm looking for my secretary because I…

— Vijay Mallya

I'm good in an emergency.

— Carole Radziwill

“When placing an emergency call, it is important to remember that a corrupt or incompetent cop may be on their way to you.”

— Steven Magee

I had this crazy job, though, when I first got to Los Angeles... I answered this ad in the back of the newspaper to…

— Jenna Fischer

Hi. Will you be my emergency contact?

— Anonymous