Comedian Quote by Dave Pelzer Download Open image “Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.” — Dave Pelzer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedian I can
When you give a lecture you have to really command the audience and you have to keep everyone entertained. — Florence And The Machine Copy Share Image
Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I'm not really a comedian, innit; I just naturally say things which people class as funny. — Big Narstie Copy Share Image
I took a public speaking class in college and managed to make the class laugh a little bit. — Kevin James Copy Share Image
My monologues aren't always funny. They're generally thoughtful. Sometimes at different levels of aggravation. And sometimes no aggravation. But the pressure on me is… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I'm an entertainer, not a commentator. If you're a comedian your job is to make people laugh. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I came upon whatever I'm doing organically. I didn't study anything. I don't have any real aspirations other than to connect with somebody, and… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I'm used to doing standup comedy where it's just me and a microphone and what I say goes. — Esther Povitsky Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian first. I've learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that's how I've learned. I didn't take classes… — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
“When we forgive, we free ourselves from the bitter ties that bind us to the one who hurt us.” — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
“Be good, be honest and fair, find something I believe in, work hard and keep the faith no matter how long it takes?” — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
In life you are going to make mistakes, you're going to fall down, but it's the getting up that counts. Just like in baseball:… — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
To help yourself, you must be yourself. Be the best that you can be. When you make a mistake, learn from it, pick yourself… — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
well, young man," the judge began, what it biols down to this if the court so desires and if you belive that your home… — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
I'm so alive. As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afternoon breeze blows down from the hills behind. As always, it is a beautiful day. The sun is making its final descent. The magic is about to begin. The skies are ready to burn with brilliance, as it turns from a soft blue to… — Dave Pelzer Copy Share
When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process. — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
“That day I vowed to myself that I would never, ever again give that bitch the satisfaction of hearing me beg her to stop… — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
If people have a basic understanding of right from wrong, possess a strong desire to better themselves and persist in there cause, they can… — Dave Pelzer Copy Share Image
'A Child Called It' was a story about resilience, it was never about boo hoo hoo, it was about a kid that didn't quit. — Dave Pelzer Copy Share
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you didn't, you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able to put… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
I like to turn up my collar when I'm leaving the theatre and feel like I'm some heroic comedian figure. — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind gigging around the same era as Jesus, after he gives his speech about the meek and how blessed they are and… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
If someone doesn't like a comedian that's fine; a lot of people probably don't like my standup, and that's fine. But I think that… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's very rare that an older comedian sort of slips into an old-school clunker. You know, you don't hear too much of that anymore. — Jeff Ross Copy Share Image
I was a kid, and I would watch standup comics do the 'Tonight Show,' and if Johnny Carson liked you, he'd wave you over… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
Gary Greenberg is a thoughtful comedian and a cranky philosopher and a humble pest of a reporter, equal parts Woody Allen, Kierkegaard, and Columbo. The Book of Woe is a profound, and profoundly entertaining, riff on malady, power, and truth. This book is for those of us (i.e. all of us) who've ever wondered what it means, and what's at… — Gideon Lewis-Kraus Copy Share
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
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