Big girl Quote by Dana Gould

A lot of my ex-girlfriends would say I've been a rubbish boyfriend.

— Ray Fearon

Currently I'm not a crazy ex-girlfriend, but I can't promise I won't be one again.

— Miranda Lambert

Calling your Ex-Girlfriend when you cant handle your current girlfriend shows how weak you are.

— Kashumba Kanyeba

My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.

— Azgraybebly Joslan

A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.

— Anonymous

Yeah so you got my EX girl, Good job you have officially landed a loser!

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Never compare your girlfriend to another girl, especially an ex.

— Pretty Ladii

“You know she'll probably be at the party tonight? Which is why I'm absolutely not going if we don't get some coke.' 'Egon, why…

— Ned Beauman

There is always that kind of relationship where the crazy ex girlfriend ruins your relationship with your boyfriend.

— Alexia

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!

— Kevin Hart

Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?

— Dov Davidoff

...as it turned out, growing up was just as she'd feared. One day when your alarm clock rang, you got up and realized you…

— Jodi Picoult