About Quote by Colin Jost

I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else, and that's…

— Anthony Jeselnik

I only have eight jokes, but I can do 'em over a two-hour period of time.

— Ron Shock

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

— George Carlin

There aren't enough days in the weekend.

— Rod Schmidt

For every 15 jokes I write, only one works.

— Deon Cole

Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.

— Anonymous

You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale.

— Silvio Berlusconi

We don't write jokes or anything, the furthest we'll go is we'll repeat certain jokes for the camera.

— David Dobrik

Frontline' does 10 news shows a year, so one a week is quite an undertaking.

— Bill Kurtis

What would be of Saturdays if there weren't Sundays?

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.

— Anonymous

Try to write at least 500 words a day. You may ditch 499 of them tomorrow, but you will still be moving forward.

— Jojo Moyes