Funnier Quote by Chris Pratt Download Open image “There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.” — Chris Pratt ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funnier Giant Grown Grown man Man Nothing Than
I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. — T. J. Miller Copy Share Image
My family can tell you I'm not really a guy that likes roller coasters. I don't like going on Ferris wheels. I've got a… — Booger McFarland Copy Share Image
To me, there's nothing funnier than funny people in peril, because it's just a great springboard for people to be at a heightened emotionality… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
If a man falls down and gets up, it's funny. If he falls down and doesn't get up it's not funny. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
I was an ambidextrous child, and the symmetry of roller skating was a welcome respite from my awkwardness with physical activities that involved a… — Mary Pilon Copy Share Image
I’ve done all kinds of cool things as an actor—I’ve jumped out of helicopters and done some daring stunts and played baseball in a… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I surprised myself with my ability to run. It's kind of like tippy toe running. I would not be able to outrun Indominus Rex,… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I would definitely not rule out doing television in the future because I think it's a great medium for telling stories. And it can… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in 'GQ' magazine. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I know this may come as a shock to most of you, but I've decided to quit acting. I will not be auditioning for… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
What's neat about TV is you get really rich, an opportunity to tell really rich stories over the course of 20 hours. Film is… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd. — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I know that me personally I'm different than anyone else, just like our mothers all tell us we're all very special and unique and… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
The truth is, if I was maybe better or funnier or prettier, wouldn't I have starred in a movie? I can see it objectively… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
I think I'm a lot funnier and goofier than people were able to see on 'Dancing With the Stars.' — J. R. Martinez Copy Share Image
If you watch a lot of television, the pacing, the quick cutting is so frenetic, but it doesn't always make it funnier. What I'm… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
And then 'Wanderlust,' Ken Marino and David Wain wrote the funniest - they're amazing. That was one of my most favorite creative experiences; we're… — Kathryn Hahn Copy Share Image
I'm working on Leno. He's from my home state, Massachusetts. And my home country, Italy. I said, 'Hey, Jay, why don't you have me… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
By the time I got to the point where I was 'starring' in movies, and I had executives telling me what lines to say,… — Rick Moranis Copy Share Image
When we are in pre-production, this is the best job in the world. Working 10 to 7, sitting around and brainstorming with the other… — Paul Lieberstein Copy Share Image
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image