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You See Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms,…
- The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on…
- So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What…
- Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night.…
- Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for…
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