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Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
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Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow…
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Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the…
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Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to…
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Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
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If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
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I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the 1981 Charleston…
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Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president.…
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First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in' the society…
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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
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I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How…
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Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
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This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
— Jack Whitehall
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A sense of electrical current was part of my own experience of being manic. The sensation that my mind was spinning and…
— Ellen Forney
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I’m the frosting on America’s cake, and tonight I’m willing to let you lick the bowl.
— Stephen Colbert
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It is a hundred-year-old witch book, bound in human skin and probably written in ancient cum...YOU lick it!
— Chuck Palahniuk
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I'll take you to the candy shop I'll let you lick my lollipop Go ahead boy and don't you stop Keep going…
— Unknown Author
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Life's a trip. Heard you just turned 17 and finally got some hips. Hustlers on the block go crazy when you lick…
— Lyfe Jennings
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Even though you lick windows and still wear that SpongeBob square pants fanny pack you will always be my best friend and…
— Nicole Hill
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Hillary Andrews, a former Weather Channel anchorwoman, has won a sexual-harassment claim against Bob Stokes, her male co-anchor, whom she accused of…
— Seth Meyers
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When your friend covers your mouth, you lick their hand!
— Lolsotrue#
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To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To…
— Nikhil Saluja
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You know who your true friends are when you lick your food to keep it from them and they take it anyways.
— Nishan Panwar
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