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You Quotes by Billy Connolly
- Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
- Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
- The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the…
- Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you…
- Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark…
- I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.
- I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings…
- I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented.…
- Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
- I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine…
- I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they…
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- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
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