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People Quotes by Billy Connolly
- What always staggers me is that when people blow their noses, they always look into their hankies to see what came out. What do they…
- Behind the proscenium arch, you can't always hear what people in the audience are saying.
- Braveheart is pure Australian shiteWilliam Wallace was a spy, a thief, a blackmailer - a c**t basically. And people are swallowing it. It's part of…
- American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive…
- Never trust people who've only got one book.
- ,000 people in Hampden Park. Of course they're all Scottish. Because no one else goes there. The English have an unwritten rule: they only go…
- Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you…
- I?m much bigger in Britain than I am there. I'm well-known, but my name's That Guy in America. . . . People shout: "Hey ?…
- There's nothing like it, but it's not as good as you think it's going to be. . . . I was disappointed because there are…
- I spent the whole time battering people I liked and singing with my arm round people I loathed.
- Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark…
- I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented.…
- I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but…
- I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine…
- I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent…
- I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There's one of a…
- When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?
- If you give people a chance, they shine.
- I always look skint. When I buy a Big Issue, people take it out of my hand and give me a pound.
More People Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- As far as we are concerned, we are ready to leave today, tomorrow, at any time, to join the people of Haiti,… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- I know how the American people care for that democratic principle. They want to see their vote respected. As we in Haiti… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle