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Tell Quotes by Billy Connolly
- I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing,…
- Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
- My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
- Don't tell me how to do my job. I don't come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
- My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
- I've always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can't tell to an audience. There's a fine…
- I loathe hecklers. I haven't got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they…
- Scottish-Americans tell you that if you want to identify tartans, it's easy - you simply look under the kilt, and if it's a quarter-pounder, you…
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