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Wrong Quotes by Jay Leno
- A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this…
- According to the latest L.A. Times poll, 75% of Californians believe the country is headed in the wrong direction. And 60% of Californians are so…
- In California, 50 women protested the impending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea, wrong…
- President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wrong. Clinton said that he thinks humans should be made the old-fashioned way -…
- If you came here tonight for sex with a talk show host, you've got the wrong studio.
- In California, 50 women protested the I'm pending war with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out the word peace. Right idea,…
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- Roosevelt's declaration that Americans had 'nothing to fear but fear itself' was a glorious piece of inspirational rhetoric and just as gloriously… — Russell Baker