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Wrong Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- I totally woke up on the wrong side of the conference table this afternoon.
- When I'm loud, people tell me to be quiet. But when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong with me.
- Being rude to someone who treated you badly is wrong. Just smile and spend the next few days planning their accidental death.
- I always make the wrong decisions so I have something to tweet about.
- I delete tweets If I spell a word wrong, FUCK YOU if you saw it.
- If beer and women aren't the right answer, you're asking the wrong question.
- At the sperm bank there was a woman in the 'deposit' queue. I said she was in the wrong queue but she couldn't answer as…
- Women have never been wrong in an argument. Prove her wrong and she'll say See you're stupid. You dont even know what I'm talking about.
- You will always see what's wrong when you are right. But you will never see what's right when you are happy doing wrong.
- Yeah, I'm F.I.N.E. : (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong. I'm definitely FINE.
- There's three ways to do things: The right way, The wrong way and The way I want it done.
- My sweet wife getting so upset watching Sunny Leone. Guess I should stop masturbating and see what's wrong with her.
- When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
- Sometimes I just wish I could disappear for a while to a place where nothing can go wrong in life.
- KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other;
- MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions asking: And do…
- Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place Naughty girls have…
- I started off my morning on the wrong foot.
- If you say you're in a bad place, and everything is coming your way, then chances are you're a woman, and you're in the wrong…
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
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